New York, Zoo York

When I’m alone in my apartment

What people think I do: 

What I actually do: 

When the L train is under construction again

My hipster friend is just like: 

When they opened a Crumbs down the block

I was just like: 

When I saw tourists lost in the subway

I just watched like:

When my friends from out of town want to take pictures with the naked cowboy

I just stand there like:

When tasti d-lite has cake batter

My friend and I are like: 

When I make it onto the subway right before the door closes

I wave like this to the woman that tried to beat me: 

When Brian Richards scored that goal

I was just like: 

The classiness of guys in New York

Expectation: 

Reality: 

When someone pronounces Houston St. like the city in Texas

I’m just like: 

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